help me spill some beans....

The lovely Leanne at Mrs A in the Cove suggested that I should offer up seven random things about myself. It could be holiday malaise.....not enough Vitamin D {it's been raining for four days}...or just a mental blank, but I'm coming up empty. All I can hear is crickets. It's official. I have bored myself to blankness.

Delegation being the mother of procrastination, along with the conclusion that it takes a village to raise a blogger, and I'm hoping I can call upon the citizenry of Blogland to assist me in this challenge. {That would be you.}

Could there possibly be seven random questions that I can answer for you? It's a distinct possibility that I'm not that interesting, but how about we pretend and see if I can somehow finish this challenge with a shred of dignity.

FYI, my areas of expertise include, but are not restricted to the following:

* Facade Construction and Maintenance: That is, constructing and maintaining a facade of calm and/or competency in the face of rising chaos.

* Sneaky places to hide your domestic detritus before guests arrive.

* 1001 things to do with mince.

* How to find a public toilet in under two minutes.

* How to arrange your face in a manner which portrays appropriate concern when speaking to your child's teacher.

So, throw a girl a line and ask me a question!

Meredy xo.