Seal of the Galactic President
the beeblebroX files
On public display at the REVOLUTION archive on Betelgeuze.
In the case of CAMELSON
vs.
the HOOPY BEINGS of the GALAXY
the HOOPY BEINGS of the GALAXY
Defendant: Camelson
Plaintiff, Judge, Jury and outraged public: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Accusation: leaking interesting information about the REVOLUTION.
Accusation: leaking interesting information about the REVOLUTION.
In his infinite wisdom and compassion, Zaphod has reached
this just verdict over a slice of pizza..
"Such indiscression, even if I may or may not have accidentally hinted it would be OK
in one way to post the information, well,.. even if I told him to - THAT must be punished.
I mean, come on... Have you seen the guy? He is unbelieveable.
this just verdict over a slice of pizza..
"Such indiscression, even if I may or may not have accidentally hinted it would be OK
in one way to post the information, well,.. even if I told him to - THAT must be punished.
I mean, come on... Have you seen the guy? He is unbelieveable.
Also, He is better looking than me, younger, and paints better. THAT CANNOT BE.
He even is a really nice guy with a great blog... BELGIUM MAN!I hereby draw the line. A line that will not be crossed.
The LAW of the REVOLUTION.
You will hereafter be punished with the permanent UNIQUE title JarusLUKE!
Wear it in SHAME!
The LAW of the REVOLUTION.
You will hereafter be punished with the permanent UNIQUE title JarusLUKE!
Wear it in SHAME!
JarusLUKE! I AM YOUR GRANDGRANDGRANDFATHER!
Punishment: JarusLUKE will be punished him by keeping him busy with paid-for commission orders for the next 42 weeks, starting January 1st... From January to October I will hire Camelson for one miniature into commission for a month.
Slave Work in the Acid mines of the REVOLUTION.
His work will be forever on display publicly for all others as a WARNING NOT to talk.
Maybe we will even let others touch it, ...
JarusLUKE will never be allowed to leave the REVOLUTION.
Unless he really has good reasons to. Or a slight cold or something.
Slave Work in the Acid mines of the REVOLUTION.
His work will be forever on display publicly for all others as a WARNING NOT to talk.
Maybe we will even let others touch it, ...
JarusLUKE will never be allowed to leave the REVOLUTION.
Unless he really has good reasons to. Or a slight cold or something.
In the name of HOOPY BEINGS and by the
will of 7 of 9 colonies this warning:
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
You will be assimilated.
if you dont struggle much
Your creative uniqueness will be added to the collective
will of 7 of 9 colonies this warning:
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
You will be assimilated.
if you dont struggle much
Your creative uniqueness will be added to the collective
Court Jester, JarusLUKE can have his towel back now.
OK. I think, that will teach him. This is how WE INSIDE THE REVOLUTION deal with indiscression or people that share this site or talk about what we do in ANY way.
How you can stay a lawabiding CITIZEN:
Don't you dare share this on ANY forum or WEBSITE whatsoever.
Don't be so stoopid to send us a report to zaphod<<at<<beeblebrox>>dot>>de
about any crime you committed or witnessed.
AT NO COST put links proving your crime into the email!...
There is a random chance that YOU will be punished.
There is a random chance that YOU will be punished.
All defendants are guilty until proven otherwise.
This is how we deal with people that don't know WHEN to SHUT UP.
The REVOLUTION eats its children?
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